I have been a tour guide on my home planet since your 1904th earth year. The exact same year legendary American actor, Cary Grant was born! So you could say I'm kind of expert guide by now! However, it may interest you to learn that for "eons" prior I was an Astronomer. Tourism from other planets and regions grew this past century, so I began providing space-focused private tours. From there I made a connection in NASA and emigrated to Earth! I'm back home now and I'm thrilled to share that I am Mars' only tour guide who specializes in movie location tours! That's my true passion.
My most popular offerings are Private Tours featuring: Total Recall, The Martian (spoiler alert: I have met Matt Damon. . . ) and Mars Attacks!
I'm a native Martian. I also speak fluent English, Venerian, Intermediate Russian and ASL. I can either thrill or bore you with the Hexadecimal System! On my 485th Birthday (2016 EY), I emigrated to Orlando, Florida, United States of America. I worked in NASA's Science museum! During my free time is when I fell in love with your planet. I need only 1/15th of sleep that humans require, and so spent much of my time watching movies in the cinema at NASA Martian Village. I have watched 10,092 films and counting…
Movie buffs will, of course, love my tours but I welcome all and I offer customized tours. We visit movie locations, travelling by my trusty D-48i Space Buggy. For larger groups, please contact me in advance of booking. I can rent a ship or even hire an Astronaut, price on request.
That's all for now, Earthlings. I'm looking forward to meeting you in my beloved Hellas Basin!
Ph.D. (Earth equivalent level) in Astronomy.
Consultant at NASA Atmospheric Sciences Program.
Advanced Space Pilot, Hellas Basin Council.
Level 6 Certificate, American Sign Language.
Official ToursByLocals Private Guide - highly vetted and trained!
Red Planet Certificate of Interstellar Travel.
I only provide tours on Mars, we cannot leave the vortex without an Astronaut and to do so, you must have Comprehensive Planetary Travel Insurance (PTI).