Originally from the Borealis Basin I now live at the base of Olympus Mons where I conduct tours up the largest Volcano in the Solar System.
With a Degree in Inter-Galactic History and Politics from Valles Marineris University and having lived 1000 years I am fully qualified to provide tours and discuss all points on Mars' rich history. I know what is the key to having a good time on a new planet and how to avoid all the sights that are deadly to earthlings.
I speak 1300 languages and I can even communicate using telepathy or if you find that too confusing I can use Earth's primitive languages.
Having only tried Earthling once and not liking it I can assure you that you will be in safe hands on any one of my tours.
Look forward to seeing you at the Space port!
2018 - Red Planet Certificate of Interstellar Travel
2016 - Degree in Inter-Galactic History and Politics from Valles Marineris University