I don't like tight schedules and itineraries, packed cars and vans, waiting in huge lines at tourist attractions, going on auto-pilot in my interactions with my clients because. . well. . . "they're just another batch of easily forgettable and nameless faces like the ones the day before", stressing in traffic in order to stick to a rigid plan, and so on. I hate that when I am buying tours for myself abroad so I assumed that there were more people like me. And I was right. Those are the ones who I now work for. That includes you. (Having said all of the above be assured that I am a fully licensed and insured guide and I provide a professional service. I am "rogue" only in my approach and philosophy!)
So forget waiting in line and mingling with the masses - it's time to experience Portugal and Lisbon like one of the cool and discerning Portuguese who stay away from crowds and from . . . tourists (in your case, OTHER tourists)!
Licensed and fully insured tour guide.
Unfortunately at the moment I am not suited for travellers with major disabilities.
I am not suited for travellers with pets.